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The Illuminati

The Illuminati

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Size guide

Imperial

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20

 

Metric

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8

✨ Design Enlightenment

You were never supposed to notice.
But now that you have—keep reading.

It’s a quiet tribute to the most elusive puppet masters the world has (allegedly) never seen: the Illuminati.

On the front, in heavy gothic font, sits the name whispered through centuries: Illuminati.
Beneath it: Novus Ordo Seclorum—“A New Order of the Ages.” A phrase found tucked beneath the Great Seal of the United States. A phrase that's either a poetic motto… or a breadcrumb trail.

On the back: the symbol that needs no introduction.
A triangle. A circle.
The All-Seeing Eye, embedded in sacred geometry—an ancient diagram said to represent divine knowledge, cosmic balance… and maybe, a surveillance system that predates the internet.

Some say the Illuminati control everything: wars, markets, presidents, algorithms, your next decision.
Others laugh it off—until they start noticing patterns.

Why does the same symbol appear on banknotes, cathedrals, music videos, fashion, tech companies, architecture?
Coincidence, or soft disclosure?

This design invites you to ask the question—not loudly, of course.
The triangle and circle are not just aesthetic—they reflect the Illuminati’s obsession with symmetry, order, and control.
The eye doesn’t look at you. It looks through you.

And here's the thought that lingers longer than it should:
If the Illuminati don’t exist, why have they left such a perfect trail?
Or maybe… that's exactly what they wanted you to think.

Wear it proudly. Or cautiously.
But know this: the moment you put it on, you’ve either joined them—or marked yourself as someone who sees through the illusion.

Which one are you?

📌 Before You Buy

Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This piece is made especially for you as soon as your order is placed.

We produce on demand to avoid overproduction and reduce waste — which means delivery may take a little longer than fast fashion.

Thank you for making thoughtful, conscious purchasing decisions.

🧵 Why This Build is Special

• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction,

Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

🚚 Your Order Journey

We're currently offering free shipping on all orders. Standard delivery typically takes 4–5 working days.

🌍 The Source

Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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